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Satisfyer's Sassy Seal is cute, discreet, and fun to use. And while a few annoyances like button placement may hold it back from being absolutely perfect, the best part of this toy is its versatility. With 11 levels of air pulse intensity as well as 12 vibration types that can be mixed and matched, you're bound to find at least one pattern in this this whimsical toy that will make it fully live up to its name!

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Pillow Talk Sassy feels like a personalized GPS for your G-spot. Until recently, I hadn't been introduced to flexible G-spot vibrators until recently, and I don’t think I can ever go back again. Sassy is generously sized, with an angled body. Not a curved body, angled. And it just gets the job done. This toy has convinced me that curved toys are for chumps. What we need is a targeted G-spot vibrator that knows exactly where it’s going and how it’s going to get there. The bottom of the toy has a single button, a small jewel—a Swarovski crystal—located in the center of the handle. It’s very easy to locate and use while playing. However, the controls are a little annoying. You can increase speed while in use, but to decrease it, you must turn the toy off and restart it at the lowest setting—a silly technical oversight by designers. Overall, mission accomplished.

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This toy is going to fill you up and not be sorry about it. Get ready to seal the Honmoon (your butthole) with this thing, because it's UNRELENTING.

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You ever wanted to fuck an octopus? Me too!! Take a deep dive into some fishy pussy and see how you can make your sex slave sea monster serve you.

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The EXE Japanese Real Hole - Indecent Rara Anzai (aka Rion, Shion Utsunomiya) Onahole is a single hole type toy, and while the box art is amazing and ultimately it served its purpose, it did have some issues that I feel held it back from a better score.

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Chloe wasn’t kidding when she said “This naughty kitty didn’t just purr...she hissed when it was just right.” That vibe really came through using her Intimaly pocket pussy—the textures and tightness didn’t just glide softly, they pushed back just enough to keep things intense and real. If you’re looking for a realistic, beautifully detailed, dual-channel pocket pussy that prioritizes authentic anatomy over exaggerated textures, Intimaly’s Feel Chloe Wildd is an excellent choice. It delivers a visually stunning exterior and balanced, natural-feeling internal channels that make every session immersive and satisfying. It isn’t the cheapest stroker on the market, but you’re paying for premium, body-safe silicone and careful design that captures the fantasy in a believable way. If realism, visual artistry, and the option for two distinct openings matters to you, this is one of the best options available. I definitely will be going back to Intimaly for their visually stunning products.

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Both my wife and I have really enjoyed using the Sea Horse dildo by Uncover Creations, her anally, me vaginally. It’s a well designed dildo, and I think the gentle scales and ridges are perfect for someone who likes some texture, but not too much. The bulbous head really does it for me, while my wife loves both the head and the medial ring. Even without a UV light, the marble Electric Blue and Neon Green look gorgeous together. I’d recommend the Sea Horse dildo to anyone who likes equine themed fantasy dildos and wants something with a bit more of a rounded head rather than just a flared head or flat head. The texture may not suffice for those who seek a lot of texture with their toys, while it may be more texture than some are expecting when ordering. Remember that when ordering a custom sex toy like Sea Horse to pay close attention to sizing! I find it helpful to have a dildo I use regularly on my desk with the measurements of that toy pulled up in one tab and the sizing for a toy I’m interested in pulled up in a separate window so that I can compare side by side. I said it earlier, but it’s worth bringing up again: I recommend checking out Uncover Creation’s firmness guide so you can have a good idea of what kind of squishy you can expect from the toy you’re ordering!

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RealDoll is the maker of the world's most realistic dildos on the market, but with a $600 price tag, it's really important to know what you're getting. I've got Rockwell, a slightly oval-shaped dildo with floating balls and ultra-realistic detailing. It's a beautiful dildo and has absolutely fooled some of my fans and adult platforms into thinking it's a real person, but I'm afraid that the quality has slipped recently, as chips of paint have fallen off of Rockwell's coronal ridge. This is an incredibly delicate dildo that really needs a very gentle touch. And don't even think about using silicone lube or cum lube with these dildos, as that is how I originally ruined my first RealCock 2!

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This toy has been a great purchase. It’s realistic, fun, easy to clean, and durable. Sure, it has a couple of drawbacks, but they don’t take away from how good it feels to use. If you’re looking for something that’s more immersive than a basic toy but don’t want to go all-in on a massive doll, this is the perfect middle ground.

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The initial thought of a hyper realistic looking vibrator was somewhat chilling and kind of off putting. Looking at a product like Utimi's Heavenly had me absolutely terrified to the point that it ended up becoming laughable lol. I feel even Utimi knows it's a scary thing because they chose not to show the real vibrations in their video for it but rather some Microsoft PowerPoint style animations. ><' That being said, Utimit's Lavender is surprisingly far more acceptable to me than I could have ever imagined. Please do me a favor and go check out the site's video for this product as I don't know why but the music choice and everything about it had me rolling while I was trying to find a few more details to put in this review, it's beautiful lol. Well done to that editing team lol. In all seriousness though, I oddly found that the realism of this product satiated a weird fantasy craving that I didn't know was buried in the back of my mind. Utimi's designers must know a thing or two about color theory and how Lavender affects feelings and responses, as it definitely made this product 1000000% more acceptable than the genuine hyper realistic colors and textures of their Heavenly product. Of all the thrusting devices I currently own, I believe that this one is the best and on full charge the vibration settings are quite lovely. I would recommend this as a good first time dildo for someone that's wants a bit of help in the self sparked fantasy department or just enjoys an actual dick now and then.

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