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Satisfyer's Sassy Seal is cute, discreet, and fun to use. And while a few annoyances like button placement may hold it back from being absolutely perfect, the best part of this toy is its versatility. With 11 levels of air pulse intensity as well as 12 vibration types that can be mixed and matched, you're bound to find at least one pattern in this this whimsical toy that will make it fully live up to its name!

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Pillow Talk Sassy feels like a personalized GPS for your G-spot. Until recently, I hadn't been introduced to flexible G-spot vibrators until recently, and I don’t think I can ever go back again. Sassy is generously sized, with an angled body. Not a curved body, angled. And it just gets the job done. This toy has convinced me that curved toys are for chumps. What we need is a targeted G-spot vibrator that knows exactly where it’s going and how it’s going to get there. The bottom of the toy has a single button, a small jewel—a Swarovski crystal—located in the center of the handle. It’s very easy to locate and use while playing. However, the controls are a little annoying. You can increase speed while in use, but to decrease it, you must turn the toy off and restart it at the lowest setting—a silly technical oversight by designers. Overall, mission accomplished.

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You ever wanted to fuck an octopus? Me too!! Take a deep dive into some fishy pussy and see how you can make your sex slave sea monster serve you.

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The initial thought of a hyper realistic looking vibrator was somewhat chilling and kind of off putting. Looking at a product like Utimi's Heavenly had me absolutely terrified to the point that it ended up becoming laughable lol. I feel even Utimi knows it's a scary thing because they chose not to show the real vibrations in their video for it but rather some Microsoft PowerPoint style animations. ><' That being said, Utimit's Lavender is surprisingly far more acceptable to me than I could have ever imagined. Please do me a favor and go check out the site's video for this product as I don't know why but the music choice and everything about it had me rolling while I was trying to find a few more details to put in this review, it's beautiful lol. Well done to that editing team lol. In all seriousness though, I oddly found that the realism of this product satiated a weird fantasy craving that I didn't know was buried in the back of my mind. Utimi's designers must know a thing or two about color theory and how Lavender affects feelings and responses, as it definitely made this product 1000000% more acceptable than the genuine hyper realistic colors and textures of their Heavenly product. Of all the thrusting devices I currently own, I believe that this one is the best and on full charge the vibration settings are quite lovely. I would recommend this as a good first time dildo for someone that's wants a bit of help in the self sparked fantasy department or just enjoys an actual dick now and then.

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Whoa. That baby purrs. I don’t know what screw is loose or if it’s a genius classic design, but the vibrations from Bgood Classic purr. That’s the only word for it. It feels almost like there's space between the motor and the walls of the toy, letting the vibrations reverberate through. It makes the vibrations feel deep and sensual. Not to mention, this toy has horsepower. Bgood was not playing around when they made this toy. My only critique would be that I wish it was easier to turn off and that the materials were slightly higher quality. It’s a little on the loud side, which I don’t mind–I live alone, so it’s fine. But it’s strong and loud, and when you’re done, it’s not fun to fumble around. If the materials were higher quality, it might feel more luxurious and have a longer battery life. It has five vibration settings, though the lowest intensity is still pretty strong. Overall, it’s a lot of fun.

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I don’t usually get aroused immediately by a toy, but the Oliver James Large Wand Massager got me going right away. The large wand is large, nearly a foot long, making it oddly so comfortable to use. At first, I thought it looked a little gimmicky. It’s long, the handle is coated in shiny plastic, and it’s just so big it’s almost cartoonish. However, the neck is flexible, the silicone on the head is divine, and the vibrations are so strong I could feel them through my pants. The longer, curved handle on this model allows you to hold with your palm facing any direction, making the device super easy on your wrist - which is usually the first point of discomfort for me. I also found it super easy to use, from the buttons to the toy's ability to massage such a large area. I also used it to massage out shin splints and tight calves from running - something I’ve never considered doing - but it totally worked. This is truly a full-body massager.

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